Some of my all time favorite ones are:

Gladiator

Sex Angels

That was my note for the day, let me know what your favorite adult parody is.

If you do manage to get your hands on this tape, hey let me know. However in the mean time I have found a porn star that looks pretty similar, so if you want to get your rocks off to a Marilyn Monroe look a like then you might want to try Carolyn Monroe - she is actually quite sexy.

Here is a comparison for you:

What do you think?

Lelo are a Swedish company who have hired the creative talents of Jesper Kouthoofd (the man behind the Swedish Media Agengy ACNE).

Lelo describe their range of products as “sensual pleasure objects with contemporary luxury flair.” & they’ve pretty much hit the nail on the head with that statement.

What you see before you is a list of carefully designed & manufactured products that look good, perform good & won’t run out of batteries.

That’s right, each & every product is rechargeable.

The full range of products include:

Liv

Lily

Gigi

Nea

Iris

Prices on the Lelo products ranges from $129.99AU upwards.

Jesse Jane just about sums up how this years awards went in this great video interview:

Female Performer of the Year - Sasha Grey

Hall of Fame:

Brittany Andrews
Jay Ashley
Skye Blue
Jake Jacobs
Angel Kelly
Dyanna Lauren
Michael Raven
Raylene
Ruby
Alexandra Silk
Angela Summers
Tasha Voux

Hall of Fame - Founders Branch:

Martin Rothstein, Model Distributors
Teddy Rothstein, Star Distributors
Kenneth Guarino, Metro Home Video

Male Foreign Performer of the Year - David Perry
Male Performer of the Year - Evan Stone
Most Outrageous Sex Scene - Ass Blasting Felching Anal Whores, Powersville/JM, “There are Some Things Even an Asshole Shouldn’t Attempt” w/ Cindy Crawford, Rick Masters & Audrey Hollander
Reuben Sturman Awards - Jeff Steward, JM Productions, Rondee Kamins, General Video of America
Top Renting Title of the Year – 2007 - Debbie Does Dallas…Again, Vivid Entertainment Group
Top Selling Title of the Year – 2007 - Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve
Transsexual Performer of the Year - Allanah Starr
Unsung Starlet of the Year - Gianna

The Bikini is designed by Susan Rosen with Steinmetz Diamonds & was worn by model Molly Simms in the 2006 Issue of Sports Illustrated (The Swimsuit Issue):

Honey, when they pulled those three pieces out of the box, I went into hot sweats! Of course, it barely covered me! I swear to you, between the band-aids being placed in the right positions, the diamonds being placed in exactly the right place … By the time that shot was over, I think I lost like a pound of sweat, I was so nervous. I was like, “Oh my god, am I showing too much ass? I don’t have an ass! I don’t have a Brazilian ass. I’m not Brazilian and I’m not 16!” It was thirty million dollars, between the necklace, the two diamonds on the breasts, and then the huge diamond on my … girlfriend, let’s call it my girlfriend. Thirty million dollars! But I thought thirty million dollars would go a little farther!

For a much more affordable range of Sexy Lingerie we Recommend you check out Fantasy Lingerie.

This aim of this guide is to give you a guided tour of what’s available & how each Sex Toy functions.

Penis & Masturbation Sleeves

These are the simplest form of Sex Toy for Men. They are simply sleeves made from Durable rubber that fit over the penis (usually with Masturbation Lube).

They normally come in small sizes that makes them easy to travel around with for some sneaky pleasure. Normally the Sleeves are designed to be small, this is merely to help you reach climax quicker rather than emulate the feeling of a real Pussy or Vagina. Ideal for Quick Release.

Cock Rings

Cock Rings are simple devices designed to prolong Sexual Intercourse & also the Male Erection. They work by keeping the blood in the shaft of the Penis.

When you do finally come the sensation is heightened due to the extra Blood in the base of the Penis. Since Cock Rings are not adjustable you need to make sure you’re buying the right size before you make your purchase, preferably one made from Rubber.

Blow Job Masturbators

Blow Job Simulators are designed to simulate the fine art of giving a blowjob. Most of them look fairly realistic yet some are merely designed to do exactly what you want, get you off! So it’s important to not get put off with how the Masturbator looks.

For a truly realistic experience some have a suction ball at the base of the device. This gives a suction feeling whilst in use which adds tot the realism. These are definitely best suited for those men who love Blowjobs & Oral Sex.

Tit Fucking Masturbators

These devices are designed for men who love having their Penis between a juicy pair of tits. Some of the jigglies come equipped with beautiful vaginal entrances for those who aren’t quite satisfied enough with the tits alone. The tits you’re looking at on the right are modeled on Hanna Harper.

Make sure you get some decent personal lube if you’re planning to use one of these.

Electric & Vibrating Masturbators

These Masturbators add a whole new dimension & feeling to the Rubber Ones. It’s important to think about whether you would actually enjoy the vibrations or not, some men do & others don’t.

The same rules apply with sizing for these, make sure you get something that fits properly & isn’t too tight. Different Vibrators also give differing sensations when used so it’s worth experimenting.

Sex Dolls & Blow Up Dolls

Sex Dolls come in varying shapes & sizes, some are also more realistic than others. The main disadvantage with buying a Sex Doll is that you will rarely see what it looks lie actually outside the box. So don’t be disappointed if the Doll doesn’t quite look like the picture on the box. Quite often they just look ridiculous. Be Warned.

The doll on the right is Carmen Luvana. Quite lifelike, don’t you think?

Anal Toys

These are for the Men who like a bit of Rear Action or Prostate Stimulation. There’s various different types, Anal Beads, Dongs, Anal Dildos & Anal Plugs.

Most of these toys are designed to fill the space in the Anus which in Men presses against the prostate. This greatly increases the Sexual Pleasure when engaging in Masturbation or Sex.

If you enjoyed this article you may enjoy our article on Portable Female Sex Toys otherwise if you’ve like to Buy Sex Toys then we recommend Wild Secrets.

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And that’s just for starters, here’s some of funniest Female Orgasms we’ve found on the net:

This final one is classic, a Japenese gameshow convinces a girl to put a remote controlled vibrator on before her shift at Mcdonald’s:

The night was hosted at Crystal T’s on Sydney Road in Melbourne. You heard the winners here first.

This year’s winners:

• Best Striptease Agency - Glamor Promotions
• Best Gentlemen’s Club - Bar 20 Showgirls
  
• Best Male Stripper - Siro
  
• Best Female Stripper - Amber Eden
  
• Best Adult Web Site - Abby Winters
  
• Best Adult Web Masters/Developers - IBSA PTY
  
• Best Adult Party - Lotus Lounge
  
• Best Adult Magazines/Newspapers - Australian Penthouse
  
• Best Brothel Overall - Daily Planet
• Best Brothel Receptionist - Mel at Langtrees
• Best Escort Agency Overall - Bijou Dolls
• Best Adult Retail Shop - Sexyland
  
• Best Online Retail Shop - Wild Secrets
  
• Best Dance Group - Badboys Australia
  
• Best Adult Entertainment Venue - Players Showgirls
  
• Best Adult Party Plan - Alluring Fashions
  
• Best Sexy Fashion - Fantasy Lingerie
  
• Other Categories - Angela White
• Alpha Girl Award - Sue Peran
  
• Best New Product - Nice Butt Naughty
• Best Escort (Sole Operator) - Melanie of Sydney
  
• Photographer of the Year - Benji Price

Congratulations to all the winners & hopefully we’ll see you next year. Do you reckon there’ll be a “Best Blog” category? I hope so

Now you can judge for your self if he is three pages large. Warwick Capper the Super dooper sex machine from Down Under bigger and better in his own personal porn movie, see him in action will he satisfiy this young blonde 23 year old Aussie babe.

If that blurb from the DVD cover hasn’t inspired you to make a grab for your wallet then maybe this will:

Since he can’t even spell the name of his own website properly, you’d better hope he’s good in the sack.

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